Only Jess gets this Joke (I will explain) BUT we were shopping today in Costco and when we saw the sign with Beef and Pork. We both died laughing for a couple minutes. To make along story short, there is a family we know and the father can be uptight and not have a sense of humor at times. When that happens they just say to eachother "What's your beef? Pork?" to break the ice. So from then on we have gone back and forth saying that to eachother when things get too uptight! hah soooo WHAT'S YOUR BEEF? PORK?......Jess said Turkey.